The Beer Mile
The Rules:1. Drink a beer
2. Run 400m
3. Drink a beer
4. Run 400m
5. Drink a beer
6. Run 400m
7. Drink a beer
8. Run 400m
Total Distance = 1600m ~ 1mile
Total Beers = 4
Penalty lap (400m) for throwing up.
My Splits:
Beer 1 + Run 1 = 1:55.56
Beer 2 = 1:02.57
Run 2 = 1:24.66
Beer 3 = 1:34.41
Run 3 = 1:25.48
Beer 4 = 3:09.15 (This beer did not want to go down. It was a PBR and it was fizzy and awful; the first 3 were Busch and were much smoother)
Run 4 = 1:44.22 (didn't feel very good, lol).
Total Time = 12:16.05 (6th OA - winning time was 6:32)
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| Identities obscured to protect the innocent. |
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| This was my last leg. I feel terrible in this picture, but surprisingly I look pretty good. |

